Tuesday, August 24, 2021

Who's Vaccinated (with a tip of the hat to Abbott and Costello)


This is not supposed to be funny, unlike Abbott and Costello's  Who's On First which is the height of comedy.  ()

But what's below perfectly illustrates the failed logic of vaccination for covid and masks that government, businesses, and other institutions want to force on it. I refuse. Hope you do too. Elect officials who can think rationally and not be parrots and sheep.

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’ 
Lou: ‘Why not?’ 
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’ 
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ 
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ 
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’ 
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’ 
Bud: ‘Yes.’ 
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ 
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’ 
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ 
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’ 
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’ 
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’ 
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’ 
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ 
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick. 
Bud: ‘Ok.’ 
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ 
Bud: ‘That’s right.’ 
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ 
Bud: ‘Certainly.’ 
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ 
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ 
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ 
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ 
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’ 
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’ 
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’ 
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’ 
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ 
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’ 
Bud: ‘I know.’ 
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ 
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’ 
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ 
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’ 
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’ 
Bud: ‘Correct.’ 
Lou: ‘Why not?’ 
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ 
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’ 
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ 
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ 
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’ 
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ 
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’ 
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’ 
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’ 
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’ 
Bud: ‘Third base.’”

If you haven't already figured it out, the "vaccine" (which is not a traditional kind of vaccine that helps your body produce antibodies and develop immunity) isn't very effective. It does not work like they say it will. That is why many people who have been vaccinated are not just sick a little, but hospitalized.  I've read some scientific reports on studies that claim the vaccinated are just as likely to contract covid-19 or one of its variants as the unvaccinated. It's also true that many have died shortly after being vaccinated. There is no logic in all this, except the only virus we're fighting is a Marxist ideology and  the attempt by some in government to control the populace. The original plan, it now seems obvious, was to create a situation where the election could be swayed by various illegal voting scheme to prevent Trump from being reelected. The Democrats and news media lied for five years about Trump. All their schemes were proved false. This covid scheme is what's left. 

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